Saturday, June 4, 2011

What Would Tyler Durden Do

What Would Tyler Durden Do

Friday headlines, with Arnold Schwarzeneggers ass

Posted: 03 Jun 2011 02:06 PM PDT

SCARLETT JOHANSSON AND SEAN PENN - have broken up after dating for about 3 months. No reason was given for the separation, but it’s probably because he’s a jackass. (people) GISELLE BUNDCHEN - could be the first billionaire supermodel, according to this article that better be joking. (popeater) JUSTIN BIEBER - was reportedly picking [...]

Jennifer Garner is beating up Ben Affleck

Posted: 03 Jun 2011 12:39 PM PDT

1. Ben Affleck and Blake Lively were co-stars in ‘the Town’. 2. While filming ‘the Town’, there was a rumor that Affleck was cheating on Jennifer Garner with Blake. 3. In the naked pictures of Blake that leaked this week, she has a temporary star tattoo on her neck, which was there for her character [...]

Paris Hilton went on Opie and Anthony

Posted: 03 Jun 2011 11:38 AM PDT

Jim Jefferies has a bit about the 10 commandments where he says that instead of 10 all you really need is one; Try not to be a cunt. Just try. Do your best. It's good advice in life, and even better advice for going on a radio show. Well yesterday Paris [...]

Cameron Diaz got dumped again

Posted: 03 Jun 2011 10:29 AM PDT

Last week there was a rumor that Alex Rodriguez, just like the rest of us, wanted his girlfriend to have bigger tits, and so he asked her to get breast implants. His girlfriend being Cameron Diaz, of course. Well apparently her answer was no because he dumped her. A source says… “They’ve [...]

Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively are in Venice

Posted: 03 Jun 2011 09:42 AM PDT

Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively are in Italy today, which isn't exactly gonna quiet the rumor that they're dating. And who can blame him now that we’ve all seen Blakes tits. I guess this is the third time they’ve been seen together, and it reminds me a lot of the third date [...]

the new ‘Planet of the Apes’ trailer is amazing

Posted: 03 Jun 2011 07:56 AM PDT

My first thought when I heard that they were doing another ‘Planet of the Apes’ movie, this time as an origin story with James Franco and Freida Pinto, was that I really really really really really want to fuck Freida Pinto. My second thought was that this movie sounded dumb. But then the [...]

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